Securitas fast hiring on the day interview! (~$1500 to $1700 @ IBM Tampines!) Very noises environment! India/Singh playing with their walkie-talkies! – Uncivilized Underworld!
1 good credit, they hired Handicapped/Cancer (Cheap!)
Irresponsible Sup. Yeong, another runaway bad leader! (Went home early!) Made me worked extra hours, standby for Relief (Free!) – Pick me! Not others!
OE ‘Vela’ (Unreasonable very naggish bad temper Indian man) encouraged quit! Said “Cannot standby not suitable!” He preferred villains’ ideas… (No rights protect yourself!) No company ‘ID badges’ treated you Outsider! (Inaccessible! Different from all past I worked!) Singapore not secure any more… controlled by Foreigners’ rules! – IC keep safe by strangers at work! No CCTV monitor (Got Blind Spots!) Always heard ‘Tango!’ (pee!)
*It doesn't matter, dangerous things had happened to this world! (Don’t expect police can solve crimes! Too many ‘Unsolved’ throwaway! If any problems (Damage IC, whatever), investigation should start from them!
Other assignment at Changi Business Park Central (Commercial building, but Ugly one!) Dirty environment, need newspapers cover dirty seats! Cannot pee regular! Disgusted! Cockroaches breeding ground at IBM! (They saw my blog! Now, less Cockroaches, night! They sealed holes at IBM 1, toilets!)
Local new comers never last long… Too many Negatives onboard! (Malaysians very cocky! Indian/Singh 很会变脸, very bad temper noisiest nasty creatures on earth!) They will piss, spoilt your day! Help you suffer 'Heart Attack!' Affect your monthly salary! Obvious, they don't like locals Chinese in their territory! – “This Toilet Cubicle Belonged Mine!”
- Theirs clients inhuman cruelty to Security Officers working (12 hrs, 6 days!) No air-con, no sitting even non-active hours! Very tiring jobs! Gods can’t open eyes! (2/3 standing + clocking, 1/3 sitting!) Unkindness on earth! Pervert Management Government! No carry gun, but Commando work! “One sick chick! Killed all chicks! Remove chair, not allow sit! Tortured my feet!” So... inhuman @ IBM ‘Hot’ Loading Bay 2! – Best place learn "Not to care old..."
(Don’t trust Government can provide good jobs, suited for old ages!) My blog powerful finally got seat! Else, they’ll sit on staircase! So… awful, wearing uniform! “Adorable seeing big sizes & Fatties sitting on average seat of mine!”
- Sup. Ellangovan @ IBM 1 (Bald-headed very naggish cunning 非常坏! 恶… old man, special treatment worked only 8 hours! Now, he 12 after my blog revealed!) over sleep... in FCC (Same, his followers!) late for next deployment (30 min Max. Recorded!) Abuse others, covered for him! He do less... during his hot bay and standing duties! (Different from IBM 2!) Very miserable working with him! 死老怪物 always nagging! No FULLSTOP! Disturb troubled me! (‘Male Chauvinism’ 大男人主义 got 'Eunuchs' serving him as king! 太监伺候王!) command treated me like ‘Security cum Cleaner!’ “Clear rubbish! Sweep the floor! Mop the floor! Stay home better…!” Here, our 'Young Security Guard' Ellangovan, In Future! (Recommend CCTV install in FCC for animals abusing!) Tips avoid exploited! "Tell them complain to OE transfer to other place quick!" But somehow, most corrupted!
Cautious! OE Michael (behaved like Cop!) Purposely pissed me at HR waiting... many hours after worked @ IBM 1, left after noon! Interrogated me! 骂的很过瘾! “Sleep…! Problematic…! Show me how you sit…!” (Listen to rumors! 死老怪物 Ellangovan @ IBM 1! Gave me psychological stress, inconvenience!)
Their souls corrupted! Politics Scam! Either, changed their policies! 'Cannot sit!' Or, 'Sleeping method!' (Common on Fresh Meat!) Even dare not hiding from CCTV, show active! (*印度人非常坏! 反感! 狡猾! 恶… 睡够本! Smart hiding at blind spots! Very energetic during display duties for idiots, see!)
*No CCTV protect our properties, monitoring us! Paid to sleep… (We called 'Resting!') Actually, everyone sleep! The jobs too hot… for me! (‘Circumcision’ helped them lost the sense of heat! 值得研究!)
12hrs work tired, lack of oxygen bored you sleep… “Coldness may wake them up! Saw them shivering like hell @ FCC! Except, me!”
- Unfair deployment! ‘Farting’ signals (Walkie-talkies) Wake animals! (Ellangovan overslept!) Or, come early cover station! So, they ‘Stand’ shorter time Lobby @ IBM 1! (Pissed many left this sick place! ‘Standing’ position made us hate each others!)
- Work with Irresponsible/Absent-minded dangerous! Didn't check keypress! (They will use you as scapegoat if any theirs procedure ‘No record!’ gone wrong! – Somebody accidentally took their keys home!)
- Clocking not accurate! 假好心 clocked 1st for you @ FCC, then came late! (10 min or so…) So, when your turn clocking, seem like you slow… (Now, I learn relax… doesn't matter. Clock within the time, OK liao!)
- ‘Imperfect timing’ endanger life! Clocking stepping over on obstacles pipes, passing under 'Antenna' @ rooftop, night! Open ‘Roller-Shuttle’ every call! (‘Manual!’ No spare key! Nuts jobs back to Grandparents’ jobs!) Since, nobody there! Don’t understand rooftops not locked? Saw my blog! Now, OJT men! (Indians old folk 'Noisy' paradise @ IBM 1!)
Unbelievable! Singapore got a post divided into parts! No remote, air-con ‘Static’ Guardhouse! Need security officer stationed @ hot spot without fan! Feeding mosquitoes! Not using CCTV cover blind-spots! Very old... fashion Antique! (很老古董!) I'd been through almost 3 hrs 'Loading Bay' here! (Normally, 1 hr!) After complained 'Unfair' deployment! No more!
(IBM till Cockroaches breeding ground! “Cockroaches had their working time! Everyday can see them night!” 也许, 印度人喜欢蟑螂, 到处都有!)
- Pointless come early! Security IBM not professional, slow... even no queue! (No more respect pity cripple Rezalludin, slow… tur! Naggish, bad temper always wasting my time!) Passes limited @ IBM 1! Need to wait for other shift, off duties! (They record the time change passes! Not the time, I arrived!) ‘Imperfect’ timing caused delay! E.g Briefing! No punctuality! OE didn't update roaster! Caused misunderstanding transferring IBM 1or 2! + Arrogant FTs @ IBM 1 morning shift, very fierce scolded me released me late and rushed me change passes! They needed! (India women bad temper! Eat too much curry!) – Now improved! No more Shouting! I'm @ IBM 2!
(However, there a... unthoughtful IBM Chief Security (Indonesian face!) always briefing his team @ morning! (Not OT wasted time! Treated 'Night shift' like dog waiting… them change passes!) “Their inefficient became our burden!” – Singapore Public Transport Service slow... Unpredictable! Buses dating together! (‘20 min’ Max. recorded waiting… for feeder buses!)
- Must attend In-house training, sign paper 'Incentive $100' will be deducted for the month if not coming! Not within working hours, extra hrs @ work! (Unrealistic! Display job!)
- IBM 2 more work @ 10 pm deployment! Need rewrite ‘3 copies’ (Carpark Vehicles number, locations) for IBM 1 & 2 + IBM Security! (Silly SOP!) – Stingy, buy own pens! ('Extra' work for Lazy bum!)
- Loopholes, blind spots! Anyone can park! Funny SOP need ‘Baby Escort’ though can walk in from other sides! – Staircase doors not close by idiots! Roller-Shutters 'Open' can sneak in! Useless stationed at ‘Hot’ Bay! Animals will distract from your station "Open Roller-Shutter! Or, closing opened Staircase doors!" – ‘Singapore No Smart Jobs!’
- So inhuman, air-con shut down night @ IBM! But not saving energy @ Lobby, strong lighting! The sockets soon… spoilt as Fan always 'Unplugged & Removed' in morning! (Silly management in Singapore, always carry bulky Fan back to FCC!) – Many nuisances can be learnt here!
*Cautious! Securitas practice 'Transfer' made you earn less... will ask you return home wasted your trips + HR! “I got twice ‘2 rest days’ close together on same week, different month!” And 'Unprofessional' miscalculated Paid!
Pay for April (Totally messed up!)
Missed few days, cos Cut-Off Dates!
Idiots didn't update! Standby extra 2hrs for nothing!!! Waiting Relief! ($3/hr not yet get!)
Took only 2 ‘Rest Day!’ Purposely gave ‘No Pay Leave!’ Even, didn't take! (Wasted another 2 ‘Rest Days!’ 1 return home wasted your trips + 1 to HR!)
Pay for May
Now, didn't give ‘No Pay Leave!’ They cut on other sides bit by bit! (‘Salary Components’ more than $70!) Overtime + Competency Allowance + Site Allowance + Performance Incentive gone, again! (Idiots + Ellangovan 死老怪物 affected my pay! – Transferred to other site! Report to HR! Whatever!)
Pay for June
“讨厌不老实! Even, got ‘Perfect Attendance!’ Different from advertised and signed Appointment letter!”
Nature of the job! Just, 'Display!' like Paper Tiger 纸老虎! Inaccessible! Sit less! 'Crazy' standing at Lobby! Thinking crazy stuffs pass time! (Fatties Aliens hardly want to stand slim them down… They will made you stand longer than them!) No locker! No fan, no proper chair, no table @ Loading Bay 2! + Cockroaches environment! (*Unstable salary + Standby for Aliens late comers!) – "Do U want this job offered by this cheapskate company?"
*No confidential for deceiving pay! Never miss every month upset me! 'Corruption!' “Sacrificed others pay, get themselves high pay!” No equality! Injustice! No adjustment in salaries doing same or more sweating jobs! – ‘Faked’ advertisements helping locals earning low... pay! (~$1500 to $1700) @ IBM Tampines! (April 2013)
Don’t be too committed, work!
Somehow, foreigners’ pay much higher than locals, doing same jobs! Newly joined from Malaysia got incentive! (Forced attended their training! Locals don’t have! 重男轻女! 新加坡人, 种族歧视!)
No ‘Daily Rate’ given! Salary divided into parts gave me headaches calculate! Mixed 2 months with Cut-Off Dates! No fixed paid! Practised ‘Low, low, high Paid!' *Need ‘Tolerate’ 忍受.... for High Pay month! But, never reach any month I worked!
Starting liked IBM 2, English speaking environment! ('No pay increase!' Even, more work than IBM 1! Management Corruption!) 不明白这个坏公司捡到两个宝! 滑稽动作 Old man, Teo! Active like teen! Another my 1st wonderful Sup. Herman (大只佬! 马来人稀有品种 ‘四肢发达’) thoughtful... sensitive 'Gentle' Beast! Hardly scold me, even I did wrong things! He'll take responsibilities, won't pinpoint others faults! Didn't take advantage of others! He'll follow up jobs, quick! Show good... model of Leadership! (Most who lead missed these!) He 'Iron Man' hardly take leave, he too committed, work! (Wasted his parents gave him life! Don't enjoy life! 青春留白!) He had very nice, neat 'Lady-like' hand-writing! He not smoker, but stinks! (他臭死了! 男人味很重!) Wonder women like there? “Female paradise! Everyone can Rest! More Privacy! More peaceful… than IBM 1!”https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=660189673995326&set=a.555413474472947.141592.551737978173830&type=1&theater Except, Umah Devi (Disgusted sanitary pad sticker litterer! + ‘I Don’t Want Work!' incident caused her, no more back to IBM 2!) very cocky bad temper woman, always late! Unlucky ones must Standby for her! During her Loading Bay duty came to FCC (Air-con) disturb I resting, never stop talking on phone! (Women’s version of Ellangovan!) Find faults, no Sup. Herman around!
Animals always pissed me, even I tendered my Resignation! (*This company can’t live… without 'Undisciplined' animals! “So cocky! Late! Don’t Want Work!” as they wish! 他们的老爸开的!)
*Now, I back again! Hope (No More third time!) back to HR! Wasted my 'precious' 4 Rest Days! Else, I Quit!
No more liking IBM 2! "他们变了!" IBM Security called within my resting hours in FCC ‘Open/Close’ Cargo lift, cos they changed their routine! Uncivilized animals called (By phone) open Roller-Shutter disturbed I resting, instead through walkie-talkie to other personal (Normally) @ Bay!
Usually, 4 hrs Standing @ Lobby, no Roving Security Officer @ night! Different from day shift 3 hrs Standing! (Except, IBM 1 Indians/Singh corrupted! No idea less… jobs got Roving Security Officer at night! Got Extra Manpower, often!)
I found 大只佬, 坏死了! (破坏我的偶像!) 发现他的脑袋不发达! (Extra Manpower, he can’t plan ‘Fair’ Deployment!) 很烂… 不公正的部署! (My 1st Sucks Unfair Deployment! Got Roving Security Officer!) 不知什么意思! Deployed theirs, 1 hrs Hot Bay! But, deployed mine 2 hrs Hot Bay included clocking! + another same 2 hrs Hot Bay included clocking on same day! And with fatty Alien sitting in FCC together! Sad… No static place put my bag! “IBM 2 FCC bad design! Always got huge fat dogs blocking my way, occupied space!”
(Aliens no common sense! 真讨厌 disturbed my bag put it on other dirty place! “May they want to see what expensive I bring along!” (Working with useless team cannot protect your property! “Should I care theirs? Since, they don’t care mine!”)
Didn't lighten my load! More tedious, no fan! “使你下体感染!” Caused your lower part infection with rashes! The only can save me from hell! ‘Toilets with fan!’ – Now, I know why men like going toilets (announcing Tango!) They got tortured!
大只佬 belonged to 'Yes Sir!' type! 'Inflexible!' 那种类型! 不配他体形! – Drizzling/rain must lock Rooftop gate, after shut off all light! (Hate the stupid management clocking route changed, can’t see a thing! Dark…)
'No point of View' quality fulfil the needs of his buddies! (No opinion society! All his buddies die!) – “Can’t get cleaner chairs threw away by Management! Preferred old… dirty chairs in FCC!” Animals don’t care hygiene! 很邋遢 like dirty! Don’t care others clean needs!
*通常马来人, 不喜欢华人! 或者, 也许跟猪有关!
Care theirs Malay modesty, don’t care (mine) modesty! What modesty... if male doctor sees my rashes underneath?
*(After complained to him, my dislike! No more happen 2nd time! He’s a good listener! Later I knew he's a kind of mammal can handle issues by his own! “Macho 'Iron Man' hardly need extra Manpower!" 一人单挑什么都行! (You’ll feel secure! But, pains in women stand by him!) – But, I do enjoyed working with him!)
*Singapore is dull! Cannot be myself! Earpieces colours, when use, control! (They don’t like the colour matched their company logo!) Only ‘Dead’ colour! – Indians/Singh skin dark… Easy hide theirs earpieces! They richer than locals, can play tablets kill time!
大只佬, 不在! (Sunday 21 July 2013 his 1st Rest day during my stay @ IBM 2) Everything gone wrong! Expose to danger! “Aliens aimed me, not their kind! 老是针对我! Listening to music during my ‘Idle’ station! (waiting... late comers!) Who don’t wear earpieces? 我不烦外星人! 但, 他门会来烦我! Trouble speaking behind me! "就是那些人, 享受太好! 就是希望别人很痛苦… Don’t care, you die! Short life with good, always ended with bad animals, lots!”
“So-called wise people should experience my boring working environment! Tell me how to kill time! No idea! Please keep Quiet! – Men think of happy thoughts, Sex stuffs! How about me? Think of miseries!”
Working 'Retarded Jobs' till somebody made my life miserable!
“No idea who killed me!” (Must be Enemies! Sons of bitches!) Management no communication, 喜欢拐弯抹角! Like beating around the bush! Hypocritical & timid, hiding around corner, killing you...! – Singapore's Leadership Characteristics!
Animals don’t treat me fair and nice, always got broken communication, gave me ‘Unnecessary Inconvenience!’ (‘Securitas Security’ rotten than ‘Premier Security’, 小人 OE Michael playing 'Back to HR' again!) However, he didn't show up! 放我鸽子! 玩我! 或者, 不敢见我!
‘Indians/Singh Associate Corruption!’ (Never keep promises! *Need call Aliens, they lack of initiative!) Not sincere offered ‘Day’ vacancy @ IBM Tampines! (Another Ellangovan, HR!) So, I quit again given 2 weeks notice! (preferred night!)
Cheapskate company offered Invensys for my last assignment, night! (*Those resigned come here, cheapest site!) "Management good... to Aliens! Can bath, brushing! Late! Paid to sleep! The sloppiest place, I gained weight!” Cleaner, casual environment than IBM, no cockroaches in toilets/lifts! Access cards, accessible! More high-tech than IBM! Got air-con clean toilets! Got pantry!
*Suppose be this! 'Casual!' Security sacrificed spent most time at work! No entertainment! Missed many things! No time for personal life!
- No standby, can release earlier! Most come on time! (Singaporeans too obedient! Why? "老了! 没用! 低级! 没人要!")
- My IC no need keep safe by strangers at work! (‘Normal’ companies!)
- Hate clocking climbing stairs! Pains my knees! (About 8 storey HDB flat, high!) “真要命! 死了, 没人来救你!” – Helpless Slogan! “What to do?” Management perverts' ideas! (Special here, sharing clocking among 'Fat & Old' officers, 'Cannot take it!' Disadvantage 重量级, 胖的不减肥! Do less... clocking! (No Chinese except me, night!)
- 有一只很肥的外地猪 (Parvathy), 穿两套衣服, 抢风扇吹他自己! 印度婆吵死了, 需要两个椅子睡大叫打嗝! Hate 'Baby Sitting' listening 难听的音乐 noisy Indian's radio playing in the air! And non-stop talking on phone! 很痛苦... No Peace and Quiet! Cannot be alone! "感觉新加坡人, 很多余!"
- Again! ‘Security + Cleaner + Attendant!’ “Clear rubbish! Sweep the floor... + rearrangement Newspapers for different Departments! + Refilling water in their Kettles!" – "还倒壶! 不怕我下毒!" (Their Monarchy styles never ended! 马来人+ 印度人的风格! 太监伺候王!)
- ‘Singapore 腐败!’ Nothing Fair & Just! No change post! (Worst than IBM 2!) No air-con, only fan! Always stationed hot spot, 喂蚊子! (Mosquitoes housed under desk!) No good seats, itchy! Sitting all day, numbed my Butts! “做新加坡人很辛苦, 不公平的对待!” (Imagine, how many times they enjoyed, benefited when new comers, come! “That’s the reason, they lasted longer! Need to torture others!”)
- 印度人 (Supaya) 心理变态, 神经病! Black-hearted really childish! May, promoting ‘Gays!’ 玩 ‘牛郎织女’ 的游戏! 安排 'clocking time' 不会让你们见面, 在一起! Hope I miss… Never say ‘Good-bye’ to 大只佬! (Invensys opposite IBM 2!)
So hard… say my last Goodbye! “Don’t feel guilt! Not your fault! Go ahead, take more rest days! Your Rights!” (I don’t think Aliens so kind… passing my message to him.) 大只佬, 敏感过重! 怎么大子, 还躲起来! 比我还Shy!
他少了勇气 can’t protect his team mate! Else, he won’t repeat his stories, training ‘New’ comers @ IBM, thousands times! – "If I have great fist, like him. I will hit Management real hard!!!" (书生不可打人吗!)
又来一个傻华人! Fall into trap! (掉入陷阱!) 压低到 $1500 (Malaysia!) 跟他的印度同胞不同, $1600上!
Invensys 很死沉感觉! Very deadened feeling! Aliens very boring! No sense of humour! Hope my final last day came! (5 August 2013!) Free from Piss!
My last day, then can talk... with 大只佬, + 电灯泡 3rd party around! (Talking 'Lobang' better job! Even, don't have in Singapore! No confidence in future! Never last long… Aliens will not be your friends! They always encouraged Die!
“Spread on... their Sins to public! Avoid another fall in.... 冤… 死了Can’t Talk!”
My last pay finally got Incentive!
Hope you understand your city had already torn apart! ‘Singapore Not One!’ No Kindness! 'Only Unhappiness!' Don’t expect those abused love this city! Do you think they care, even informed got loopholes, whatever?
恶…! 反感! Their deployment sucks! Shortage Manpower ‘Transfer’ treated me like Relief! Affected my monthly salary and rest days! Undisciplined environment! Always standby for (Aliens) Late comers! (Mixed punctual with unpunctual!) No technology involved! Everything cheat! Unbelievable! ‘Attendance' reported by phone!
Singapore is a corrupted city! "Got money get higher post bully others, doing less work! And gained profits!"
Singapore no hero… We created Heroes!
Too many despicable, gossip mongers killed others to live!